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wheninrva:

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It’s almost May which means two things — flowers, and another update on everything you ever wanted to know about a coffee shop and it’s day to day goings on. It’s been a little while since my last check-in and for those worried that I might be dead in a ditch, good news — I’m not! Also, I can’t be killed. Ever. We’ve just been so busy recently there hasn’t been enough time to jot everything down. Now I know how doctors feel! And it’s all because of you guys! We’ve had some of our best months recently,business wise, because of such wonderful customers like you. Also, we partnered with a mob boss so that helps too. In order to fill in the long gap since my last post, I’ve decided to answer some of YOUR questions because you deserve the chance to be heard…and I can’t think of anything clever to write anyway.

hannibalmcutchins asked: “What kinds of coffee will you be brewing during May?”

Great question Hannible! We are set to brew more of the 1922 MOCHA & JAVA blend. This savory coffee is a full body with balanced notes of dried fruit and deep chocolates. The taste is 100% coffee though, one of the most perfect blends that Counter Culture Coffee produces. Sadly, my flavor idea, “chocolate and green olives” has yet to catch on.

MRcaryMuligan asked: “Any music this month?”

Fantastic question sir!

Sofia Talvik will be playing on Thursday May 3rd from 7-9pm.

Marshall Seese is playing on Sunday May 6th from 6-7pm.

Kovacs & the Polar Bear on May 11th from 6-8pm.

Flint Blade on Monday May 12th at 6-8pm.

Dorian Cleveland, Trouble! Matt Luger, Hannah Standiford

So to answer your question, I have no idea…

SomeGuy7564 asked: “Do you have change for a dollar?”

I do! Four quarters or Two quarters and five dimes?

FrankTheTank asked: “What the deal with Cheddar/Bacon scones?”

Well phrased! In order to provide meat-eaters with a wide arrange of options (as those that eat meat have so few) we are selling Cheddar/Bacon scones now! They are delicious (so I’ve been told) and provide the body with an excellent source of bacon.

GifPeanutButter asked: “I love your coffee, but I hate dealing with Andrew, is there anyway I can buy bags of coffee from you?”

Wow, that one cut me right to the bone…but YES YOU CAN!!! We sell all of our coffee by the bag. We have a wide arrange of Counter Culture Coffee blends and origins for you to choose from. We will grind it for you and if you want you can invite us over for a cup! I can’t even remember the last time someone offered ME coffee.

CharlieChuckChuck asked: “Do you guys fly out of Dullus?”

Nope Charlie, you are confusing us with an airport.

Scarytown4656 asked: “Did Ted Nugent really play at your shop?”

Sadly no, that was a joke. He did try and hunt me for sport outside a gas station in New Jersey though.

DarthMaude asked: “I like you guys!”

That’s not a question but thanks!

Her-sterectomy asked: “Where can I find out more information about you?”

We have a Facebook and a Twitter account plus we have a regular old fashioned homepage (remember those?). Also you can find us in any dictionary…under “sexy”.

UndercoverFBIagent asked: “Is it true you once sold arms on the black market?”

I…uh….what?…I…I never sold arms, only legs!!!! This post is over.